Posted on 19 Apr 2017
By Justin Pierce
With everybody talking about the renovated LDS Temple, I thought I’d get “spiritual.” I never been to Deseret Books – actually, I’ve been living in east Idaho for a year and have been calling it: Desert Books. At least I wasn’t calling it Dessert Books and assumed they’d serve sweets and ice-cream! Curiosity got to me and I went into the store. Not only did I find delicious candy and a tune-up kit for my bicycle but I also scored this dandy book: Dancing With Jesus – Featuring A Host Of Miraculous Moves. It’s amazing the dance moves somebody can pull-off wearing sandals! At the same time, I find it difficult to perform “Church Appropriate Dance Moves.” However, this book baptized my sweet rock n’ roll soul! I can’t wait to be at a dance (lookin’ fly), hear “My Church”/Maren Morris come on the speakers, and show those Miracle Workers how to work the dance floor!
I’m a boss dipped in spirit sauce . . .
Hit me up at email@example.com and I’ll get you a sweet prize. Just e-mail me and say: “I dance on water” and I’ll get you a prize! DO IT! NOW!